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+# Jon-RS
+Everyone's favorite Jon but in Blazingly Fast and Memory Safe Rust.
+
+## Features:
+- Like all Rust rewrites, every feature except quotes are gone.
+  - Plus, this is incompatible with the previous database format! Sorry about that. 
+  - Also, categories are no more. Lmao!
+- Memory safe (almost as if Ruby wasn't)
+- Blazingly fast (who cares this is a Discord bot not something that needs performance)
+
+## Code of Conduct:
+https://www.contributor-covenant.org/version/2/1/code_of_conduct/code_of_conduct.md
+
+By participating in Jon-RS development, you are signing away the rights of your first born child to us! That's right! Your first child will be ours! 
+
+## License
+Because we believe in free software, this is PROPRIETARY AND SOURCE AVAILABLE. MUHAHAHAHAHHA.
+
+(nah jk this is licensed under WTFPL)
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